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Pooping is forever
Pooping is forever
If you continue eating
It's something you'll be repeating
It sure is, bless your heart
It may start with a fart
Does it stop? No, never
Unless you're constipated
Make sure you're well hydrated
Drink lots of water
It's something you oughta do
It's my strong belief
To avoid any grief
When you need some relief
Can't find the loo!
What should you do?
Don't need to get hyper
Put on an adult diaper
No doubt about it
I'd be in trouble without it
It's true
Pooping is forever
And ever and ever
When you finish pooping
Just push down the lever
And say 'adieu' to #2!
