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Brought your cans to the curb last night

Pickup time 5:00 am

Gonna make a lot of noise

Hope you're up by then

For what it's worth, not much

I hate my life

Can't ever get a date

Because I smell like crap, that's right

And I really think I'm running out of time

Don't like it? You could all kiss my behind

I need to find someone who doesn't mind

Oh, no no no

I'm a garbage man

Garbage man

Women treat me like I am some friggin' dirty piece of trash

They don't wanna touch me, thinkin' I'll infect them with a rash

I'll take a tire iron, ask them to meet me, then their face I'll smash

I'm a garbage man..