Here's a little ditty about Mitch & Dianne
Two U.S. Senators doing the best they can
Most people who've reached their age
Realize it's time to leave the stage
Should they stay? Everyone says no
But these a-holes, they refuse to go
Oh yeah, their terms go on
We need term limits in Washington!
Mitch does whatever he damn please
If you question him, then Mitch will freeze
At least he's better than Dianne
The poor woman, she could use a bedpan
It's time to tell them both, yes tactfully
The Senate ain't an Assisted Living Facility!
Oh yeah, their terms go on
And on and on and on and on..