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The story of Davy
There was a young man named Davy
Who had blue eyes and blond hair wavy
A young man with a dream
When he talked about it, he'd beam
Davy's dream was to join the Navy
The day he was to go to the recruiting station
Davy was in a state of elation
He was so delighted
He got so excited
Before he left he indulged in some masturbation
At the station, he spoke to a recruiter named Jane
Who said 'Davy, on your shirt you have a stain
It looks like it's semen
Your dream of joining the Navy? Keep dreamin'
Please leave and don't come back here again'
Davy wasn't happy as a clam
He started crying, and uttered 'Damn!
I wanted to become a seaman
Now, because of the semen
I'll never join the Navy, but remain who I am'
As she surveyed the scene
Jane the recruiter decided she couldn't be so mean
She said 'Davy, forget the semen
You want to join the seamen?
Welcome to the Navy!
I'm assigning you to a submarine!'
Today, Davy's the happiest man around
He loves it when he and the seamen go down
Yes, each time the sub submerges
He gets these uncontrollable urges
To be surrounded by so much seamen he will drown!
