There once was a man named Moe
Who said 'I have to go
You see that mountain high?
Today received a sign I
Should climb it, why I don't know'
Moe received this strange demand
Which he did not understand
But Moe he obeyed it
To the top he made it
For his trouble got a view of the Promised Land
Moe says 'Ladies and gents
I'll no longer keep you in suspense
Moses: 'Here's the rules to live by
I suggest all of you try
To follow the Ten Commandments!'