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Vivek Ramaswamy
As a public service to Republicans
I feel it's my obligation
To keep the voters informed
As to who's in the running
To lead our great nation
Even though he has no chance in hell
And his name is not the easiest to spell
He learned to spell it
From his Daddy and Mommy
Who else could it be but
Vivek Ramaswamy?
Can you picture the following?
The truth sometimes is hard swallowing.
Vivek Ramaswamy is blackmailed by a Commie
He must submit the nuclear codes
If he don't the Comine will post pics
of Ramaswamy with a teenage boy named Tommy?
Of course, this is only fantasy
The truth is they just can't, you see
No one can blackmail Ramaswamy
In his life we can't find any drama
Has a wife, two kids, just like Obama
I don't see anything wrong with that
Too bad he's not a Democrat
Vivek, I say to you, what the heck?
You are young, plenty of time
for you to start committing crimes
You'll start slow but will go far
Remember, IOKIYAR*
