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The story of Andre
There was a young man named Andre
Who'd often find himself in a quandary
Sometimes what he said
Was misinterpreted
Thought he was making a double entendre
Andre would say to the gal in the grocery
'You got some big melons for me?'
At that remark, she'd get upset
But, let's not forget
This gal's bra size? 40DD!
This gal was one he could adore
But Andre was smart, he already saw
What was the main issue
She stuffed her bra with tissue!
Why would she do that for?
When Andre found out, he said 'Stop!
Didn't realize you're a trans! You pre-op?
You should have told me
I still love you, you see
I care what's on the bottom, not on top!'
