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Sen. Mitch McConnell (R) of Kentucky held a press conference in Washington yesterday to address concerns regarding his health. A transcript follows below the link:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/27/us/politics/mcconnell-freeze-health-senate-republicans.html

Sen McConnell: Good afternoon. I'm so happy to be here at the University of Kentucky today to accept this honorary doctorate. I..

'Excuse me, Sen McConnell? Sir, you're in Washington DC and you're going to talk about whether your health issues can prevent you from doing your job'

Sen McConnell: Yes, you're correct. I want to make it very clear, I'm...

'Uh-oh. He froze again. We need to wait until he comes out of it. While we're waiting, I see Sen Feinstein from California headed this way. Let's see if she has any comment regarding Sen McConnell. Sen Feinstein?

Sen Feinstein: I feel Barack Obama would make a great President and I will give him my full support!'

'Sen McConnell, do you have any comment on Sen Feinstein's comment?

Sen McConnell? Hello? Blink if you can hear me, Senator.'

Sen Feinstein: I'm having chicken tacos for dinner tonight! Who's McConnell?

(end of transcript)