Leaner & meaner, still a weiner

Ron DeSantis, the man's insane

An announcement came from his campaign

DeSantis is now 'leaner-meaner'

He may be leaner and meaner

But is Ron DeSantis cleaner?

The public has a right to know I think

If you're running for President 

We want to know you don't stink

In order for the public to find out

And to remove any doubt 

I came up with the following notion

Let's put DeSantis on a boat

Go to the middle of the ocean 

And make him walk the 

You can fill in the blank 

Then he should get very wet

And disappear without a trace

Then maybe we all can forget

Why this nut is running for President in the first place

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/23/us/politics/desantis-campaign-reboot.html

 

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