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Hi, ladies and gentlemen 

Nice to see you once again 

Today I shall give a talk

About the time I left New York

It was so many years ago

The airline I took is no longer around, you know 

The airline I took was PanAm

A non-stop flight to Amsterdam

In desperate need of some affection 

Visited the red-light section

Where I hooked up with a hooker

She was a real good looker

There was a flood outside of town

There was a fear people would drown

What to do? The hooker said 'Why not get 

My brother Mike? He'll know what to do I'll bet'

The two of us got in a van

And drove as fast as we can

To the outskirts of the town 

Were we too late? Did people drown?

On the edge of town we met Mike

Mike said 'Stick a finger in the dike

You need and try to stop the flood

Before the whole town turns to mud'

I stuck my finger in the dike

Because I'm not a phony

I'm Mister Ed, I'm full of crap

I ate some macaroni

Yankee Doodle, he's so dumb

He can't ride a pony

From N.Y.C. to London

He's full of baloney!