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'Hi, Carol. 'Hi, Barry. How are you?'

'I'm good. What's new?'

'Are you going to the concert?' 'What concert?'

'The concert at the Stadium'

'They're gonna have a lot of names 

from the '70's and '80's performing'

'Like who, Carol? Queen?'

'I used to like Queen, but since they added 

what's his name as the lead singer..

'Adam Lambert?'

'Hell! Whoever it is, I don't give A dam.

L! Am be rt. Nobody could replace Freddie Mercury!

'Instead of Queen, I prefer Carol.. King!'

'Xmas Carol?' 'No.'

'Will Prince be there? 'No.'

'Prince is in a purple haze somewhere.

His reign is over.'

'Purple Haze? Will Jimi Hendrix be there?' 'No.'

'Barry, Man I low..' 'Why?'

'Gladys will be there.' 'Gladys Knight?' 
'Why are you low? I thought you like her.'

'I love Gladys Knight! But..' 'But what?'

'She's Gladys..One Knight only!' 'Oh.'

'Will the Pips be there?' 'No.'

'Why no Pips?' 'They can't sing any more.'

'Really?' 'Yes, they can only squeak.'

'Pips squeak?' 'Yes.' 'Why do they squeak?'

'Because they haven't been oiled.'

'Oh.'