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If the Bible's what you're readin'

You'll be beginnin' in the Garden of Eden

That's where Adam and Eve be livin'

Before they be ordered to be leavin'

The Garden of Eden, I be believin'

What did Adam and Eve do all day

In the Garden of Eden? It's hard to say

They weren't tweetin'

They could've had a meetin'

A meetin' about begettin'

Yes, Adam and Eve did some begettin'

As they be begettin' an incredible feelin'

Came over them, oh yes it did

They didn't have to wait for it

It came the same time as they did

And that, my friends, is how we know

Of the creation of the Big O

I'm not talkin' about Oprah

Though I'm hopin' she still has 'em

Lmao! I'm hopin' everybody has 'em!

Unless you're goin' forth and multiplyin'

Take my advice, I'm not lyin'

Don't be forgettin' with whom you've been begattin'

Don't want an all-expense-paid trip to Manhattan

Oh no! You're on the Maury show!