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There was a young gal named Camille

Who was in love with a guy named Emil

When she was asked why

Camille would reply

'Because Emil is so hot, I feel'

About Camille, Emil felt the same way

Though to Camille, one thing he would never say

He lived with the fear 

That one day she'd hear

That he was secretly gay

Emil was in love with Chuck

Who happened to be bi, no luck!

Chuck loved both Camille and Emil

Thought both had sex appeal

Doesn't this situation suck?

Camille said to Emil one day

'I don't think here we should stay 

I don't trust that Chuck 

That guy is bad luck

Both of us should run far away!'

When Chuck found out what Camille said 

His face, it turned very red

He said 'I ain't no pushover'

So he ran both of them over

With his truck, now they both are dead

Chuck was arrested, know why?

No, the charge wasn't DWI

This must be a new law

When it took effect, I'm not sure

Chuck was charged with 'Driving while bi'!

To some, I'm sure joy this news'll bring

But you need to understand one thing

If you don't want what happened to Camille

And Emil and to Chuck to be real

Do not support the right-wing!