There once was a gal named Gwen
Who believed pigs were like men
She believed it since God knows when
So, she kept her men in a pen
People would pass by the pen
This would happen every day
They would ask this question
This is what they'd say
'When will you release the men?'
Gwen would say
'l'll say this once but not again
Won't release the men from my pen'
'See men? Easy to release when they're hard
But hard to release when they're not
Some come out when they come in
Some come in back again and again
Some never come in back
Some never come at all
My pen,is full of..
See men? I want to have a ball!'