My pal Sal has a son Cal
Who recently turned three
His last name is DeBlasio
We all call him CD
CD is a spoiled brat
Extremely immature
If he doesn't get his way
He'll throw a tantrum on the floor
Spoke with Sal the other day
Asked how CD was doing
He told me it was interesting
How interest in CD is accruing
He said 'They all want to know
One thing from me. How did I
Take my immature brat CD
And in six months, he reach maturity?'
'I don't wanna take the credit
I'm not the one to thank
It's a man I met six months ago
Who works at the bank'
'Bring your CD to us', he said
'Let us stay six months with him
I must mention, a lot of attention
And interest will be paid to him'
'Keep this on the QT
If you withdraw your CD
Before he matures you
Are subject to a penalty'
That's how the spoiled brat CD
Became a model of maturity
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