Re:New improved CD

My pal Sal has a son Cal

Who recently turned three

His last name is DeBlasio

We all call him CD

 

CD is a spoiled brat 

Extremely immature 

If he doesn't get his way

He'll throw a tantrum on the floor

 

Spoke with Sal the other day

Asked how CD was doing

He told me it was interesting

How interest in CD is accruing

 

He said 'They all want to know

One thing from me. How did I 

Take my immature brat CD  

And in six months, he reach maturity?'

 

'I don't wanna take the credit

I'm not the one to thank

It's a man I met six months ago

Who works at the bank'

 

'Bring your CD to us', he said

'Let us stay six months with him

I must mention, a lot of attention 

And interest will be paid to him'

 

'Keep this on the QT

If you withdraw your CD

Before he matures you 

Are subject to a penalty'

 

That's how the spoiled brat CD

Became a model of maturity 

Have a CD in your life? Try it!
Results guaranteed by the FDIC!*

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

*Up to $250,000 per depositor, per ownership category. See www.fdic.gov for details.

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