What happened to my friends?
Is our friendship at an end?
From them I don't hear a peep
Did they all just go to sleep?
Keeping their distance per their lawyer's advice?
That's not nice
I hear nothing but silence
I realize I am alone
Even Melania changed her tone
Asked 'Who's that tall kid?
An aide-de-camp?'
She got mad, her feet start to stamp
She said 'You stupid moron!
That's Barron! That's our son!!
God, you're dumb..'
Should've threatened her with violence
Melania, you're a ho!
Don't think that I don't know
You snuck out of the White House every night
Didn't return till the morning light
I don't care a single, solitary bit!
Deny it?
You're full of shit, Melania!
Oh, the prices that I paid
Cause I wanted to get laid
Can't even do that anymore
The last time I called for a whore
They told me
'Trump, you looking for a broken neck?
You bounced a check'
My response?
Just silence.