PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

I wrote a poem recently

I thought it came out decently
The title was 'You sure opposites attract?'

Within the poem I noted

Something which I quoted

About my Uncles wife being a 'Why can't he?' Aunty

At that remark my Uncle wasn't thrilled

In order to stop him from wanting me killed 

I am now issuing a retraction 

Uncle, I'm sorry for your reaction 

To my remark referring to your wife as 'Why can't he?' Aunty

I know you're not a lazy man

But this whole thing is crazy, man

I recommend you need to take some action

You know with this kind of problem 

I make very few mistakes

It's like if you're playing 5 card stud

Don't want to sit there like a dud

You must learn to raise the stakes

That's right, the next time that Aunty

Refers to you and says 'Why can't he?'

Just take a look at her and smile

And say the following 'I'll

do whatever I wish, I wish

to see you and..up your Aunty!

Of course, with anything said to you by me

I'm sure that you would agree

to consider the source. If you don't 

it may lead to your divorce!