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I love Grease!
There once was a flock of geese
Who were so loud, never got any peace
For some inexplicable reason
No matter the season
They would honk the soundtrack from 'Grease'
This limerick is not about that
Is it about a cat?
No, it's not about a cat
I know! It's about a rat!
No! It's not about a rat!
It's about a rat who's fat?
Give me strength..
There once was a goose named Bruce
Who wanted to be a moose
He was not to be feared
But because what he wanted was so weird
Bruce took a lot of abuse
One morning it started to sprinkle
And Bruce had to take a tinkle
What began as a sprinkle soon
Became a monsoon
So...
Excuse me..
Don't interrupt, don't you see I'm not finished reciting the limerick?
I understand, but I need to point out something to the reader.
What??
You said 'a sprinkle soon became a monsoon'
I did. So what?
That's not correct.
What do you mean it's not correct?
A sprinkle doesn't become a monsoon. They're completely different things!
It's just a limerick.
You're misinforming the reader!
Please get out..
Hey, you know what's on now?
What?
'Grease'
I love Grease!
You wanna watch it?
I've seen it about 50 times, but OK.
There's something I don't understand about that movie.
What's that?
You know, in the beginning, Sandy tells Danny on the beach she's moving back to Australia?
Yes.
She doesn't move back to Australia, but Danny doesn't know that till they meet at the pep rally?
Right.
Why didn't she tell him that before? I understand it was the 1950's and she couldn't text him..
Good point.
They still had phones back then. Why didn't she call him and let him know the plan changed?
Let's watch the movie, OK?
What about the limerick? You didn't finish it.
I'll do it later.
Ok.
