Get the lay of the land

Pimps and hookers

Pimps and hookers

If you want her, then

You need to book her

She's extremely busy

Rockin' worlds, makin' men dizzy

 

Pimps and hookers

Pimps and hookers

Want a pretty one?

They have some lookers

You're paying good money

Try to get a Playboy Bunny

 

You may be concerned and

question if this is legal?

Hold that question, not as she

is on the bed spread-eagle

 

Hookers and pimps

Hookers and pimps

Been around since man evolved from the chimps

Wanna have some fun?

They're here to stay

You need to pay

So call today and order one!

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Shout out to fat_mike who inspired this poem.

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