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I'm gonna visit my Uncle and Aunty today.

I call her 'Why can't he?' Aunty.

She's always complaining about my uncle.

'Why can't he help clean the house?'

'Why can't he make dinner sometime?'

My Uncle says 'Why did she marry me then?

I was the same way back then as I am today!'

I'll tell you why, Uncle.

It's because you're a professional person!

Huh?

A professional person has the following traits:

Competence, integrity, respectfullness and

commitment, among others.

True that..

You're a Pro! She's an Aunty!

Pro is the opposite of Aunty!

Pro-Anti!

Opposites attract!

That's why she married you!!

Any other questions?

Yes. 'Con' is the opposite of 'Pro' right?

Uh..yes.

So Aunty would be attracted to a 'Con' man like Trump?

Uh...