OMG! Can it be?
On Monday Mick Jagger turns 80!
Happy Birthday MJ!
At 80, do you still have the moves like Jagger?
At that age, what's important is that your bowels
still move like Jagger.
Remember Mick, stay hydrated
Include some roughage in your diet
Salads, fresh fruit and the like.
It may not be what you want, which you
know you can't always get, but
you might find it's what you need.
If you take my advice, you and your bowels
can look forward to many more years
of digestive satisfaction.
Happy Birthday!