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You remember Jack & Jill?

Jack & Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water

Want you to listen

On that hill, more occurred

Than just some kissin'..

Jill says, nine months after

Jack fell down, broke his crown and

She came tumbling down the hill

Forget about the pail of water

She gave birth to a daughter!

What occurred on that hill?

Here's Jill, let's ask her

'Jack & I went up the hill

Like we said we oughta

To fetch a pail of water

What happened next

I won't forget

Don't think that I ever will'

'I remember it was morn, he

Said 'Jill, I'm feelin' horny

We climbed the hill, we reached the top

We're finally here

My pants, I would like to drop

And show how much I love you dear'

I said 'No chance! You better stop!

Need to keep it in your pants 

You think you're gettin' some from me?
Jack, how stupid can you be?'

'But Jack, he was very persistent  

He can be very insistent

He wouldn't stop till I said yes

That's why today I'm in this mess!'

Have you had any contact with Jack?
What does he have to say?

'I spoke to him the other day

He doesn't believe he's the father

Sounds like he can't be bothered

I told him 'I'm not finished yet 

You can consider this a threat

If I don't get from you support

I'll drag your bony ass to court'

Jack said 'I don't blame you for tryin'

You might as well keep on cryin'

Hate to tell you Jill, breaking news!
You're not givin' me the blues

I'm plannin' to move to France

You want support from me?
Fat chance!'

The sad tale of Jack & Jill

Jack & Jill were pretty dumb

Jill should've been on the Pill

Jack should've used a condom

Will some people ever learn?
No, some people never will

The End