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This is for the chair,man
Received an e-mail the other day
A charity requesting money
I thought it pretty funny
The e-mail was signed by someone who
Identified themselves as 'Board Chair'
Tell me, board chair
Why are you board?
No one comes to visit?
You're just waiting for someone
To come over for a sit?
Board chair, this is what you are
You must accept what you are
Be more like the table who, I find
Has achieved peace of mind
How do I know that's true?
Just take a look
Inside many a book
At the beginning
Is a page that should get you grinning
Should I tell you?
It's the table of contents!
Yes! The table is so content
It tells you why it's so content
It lists everything!
Board chair, I know you're able
You should be more like the table!
