There was a young man named Evan
Who got a job working in a 7-11
From the first day he started
He's been so lighthearted
He loves working there, he's in heaven
But Evan don't work there no mo'
After two weeks he walked out the do'
Why? He wasn't allowed any ''t'
His 'two weeks' turned into 'wo weeks', don't you see?
He was hesi an o leave, bu af er wo weeks, he was sho'