Are you a fan of the TV show 'Maury'?
If you are, you're gonna love this story..
There was a couple on recently
And she was accusing he
Of being the father of her baby daughter
He insisted he wasn't and
Would never support her, see?
The anger between them got higher and higher
Until the entire 'Maury' set, it caught fire!
The man said 'I apologize for for the way I fought her
And for the entire set burning down
But don't you dare say that baby's our daughter
You can say it's arson if you desire
What goes around comes around'