Since losing his job, from Chuck I don't hear a peep
I think he stay in bed all day and sleep
His neighbors want to pick up Chuck from Prague's spirits
What the heck?
They always are willing to pick up a Czech
You can never tell me that Czechs are cheap!
Unfortunately, today I heard news not so great
Chuck has died, now he's lying in state
He fell off another log
Into a bog
They'd tried to pull him out and save him
But they couldn't, he was too overweight!