If only Chuck had less fat

Since losing his job, from Chuck I don't hear a peep

I think he stay in bed all day and sleep

His neighbors want to pick up Chuck from Prague's spirits

What the heck?

They always are willing to pick up a Czech

You can never tell me that Czechs are cheap!

 

Unfortunately, today I heard news not so great

Chuck has died, now he's lying in state

He fell off another log

Into a bog

They'd tried to pull him out and save him

But they couldn't, he was too overweight!

 

View teytonon's Full Portfolio