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The Crotch Grabber
'Yes I do'
'You do know his face
but his name, you can't seem to place'
'I'm sorry, but..
'Take a stab..uh..
We'll give you a hint
He was President..
Take a guess'
'Donald Trump?'
'The Crotch Grabber!'
'Miss, if you can
Take your time
As best as you can
Describe the crime'
'I'll try but, my memory's hazy
What he did, know it sounds crazy
Please believe me, it wasn't my fault!'
'Yes, it was a crime. It was assault.
What he do?'
'It started like this
He asked me
'Can I have a kiss? '
'I said yes'
'Then he grabbed ya?
'No, he said
'Come to my suite'
'He said it once?'
'No, he repeat..'
'He said again
'Come to my suite
We could watch porn
Get something to eat
That's a nice belt you're wearing
Can you loosen the notch?'
'Then he grabbed ya?'
'Yes, by the..'
'Crotch?'
'Yes, he did!'
'Had a can of Mace
I should've sprayed his face
But I was..'
'Too nervous?
Wouldn't do you no good
He's always protected by..'
'Yes, I know. Secret Service'
'All you women out there
Please understand
We're dealing with an unstable man
He's not just stupid and lazy
He's also crazy. Yes, there's definitely
something wrong with him
Heard of people taking leave of their senses?
His senses left him!'
Donald Trump
aka The Crotch Grabber
If you have any information as to his whereabouts please contact your local police. All calls are confidential.
