Not Tiny Tim, Tiny T

When we first met you said it was 13

Inches or centimeters? Which one do you mean?

What you're telling me is wrong 

No man is that long

Unfortunately it's the tiniest I've ever seen

Found out 

Definitely the tiniest I've ever seen

No doubt

 

Sing it

 

F**k you Donald Trump

You lied to me

What's your size baby?

F**k you Donald Trump 

Keep that s**t away from me 

 

I'm at the point of giving up all hope

The only way to see it?

Through a microscope 

And that isn't all

Your penis is so small

When women first see it

They say 'Is that it?

You gotta be kidding me

Is that it? Is that it?'

 

Sing it

 

F**k you Donald Trump

You lied to me

What's your size baby?

F**k you Donald Trump

Keep that s**t away from me

 

 

 

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