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I said towel, not vowel
Here's a story about a couple
You may know them, you've seen them on TV
They like to play games, not with each other
Must take them seriously
One morning one half of this couple
Awoke with a sharp pain inside their bowel
Their other half said 'Need to call the doctor
Will you lose control? Should I go get a towel?'
You have a hunch?
You have a hunch?
No, I'm sorry. It is not the Brady Bunch.
The doctor, he arrived at 7:30
He knew what the problem was right away
The problem was the house, it was so dirty
This is what the doctor had to say
'You need to buy a big fat can of Ajax
My next appointment is tomorrow night
Both of you, get on your knees, start scrubbing
I want these floors to look sparkling white!'
Have you figured the names of this couple?
Fat Ajax? Want it white? You have a clue?
If you can't figure out who is this couple
I feel so bad for you
You are so dumb!
Dumb as they come
Are you for real?
Spend a fortune! Go play the wheel!
