I was feeling well doing fine
When I saw this headline
Right on top of the page
Put me in a state of rage
'Airman Who Leaked Files Is Indicted on Charges of Mishandling Secrets'
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/15/us/politics/jack-teixeira-indicted-document-leaks.html
This story really grinds my gears!
I've calmed down now, had a few beers
I'm still a little vexed
When I think about the man named Teixeira
To be honest, I don't care, uh
How you pronounce it
I'd like to kick the xit out of him
For, uh..he share..uh
Information that's classified
Files that if end up in the wrong hands
Could put peoples lives in danger
This jerk is no stranger to this kind of stuff
We must say now enough's enough!
This 21 year old punk
Has really put me in a funk
I'd really love to tell Jack off
And if it's not too hard
Even if it is hard
Just whack it off!