Happy Birthday to Donald Trump!
77 years old today!
Mazel tov!
For a man of 77
You're not doing too bad
Lots of energy, more than me
At that age, a lot of men feel
They're ready to pack it in
And head off into the sunset
Not you!
You're not ready for the sunset
What are you ready for?
Do you remember an old TV show?
A detective show? Catchy theme song?
What was the name of it?
I have to run. Happy 77th birthday!
Donald Trump, not ready for the sunset yet!
Oh, I just remembered the TV show!
If you're found guilty and sent to prison
You know the first thing they'll tell you to do?
Oh, that TV show?
77. Sunset? Strip!