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The police are asking for your help in solving a murder.
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A cartoonist was found dead in his home Saturday night.
At this point, details are sketchy.
Looks like there was a robbery there as well.
The robbers stole the toilet bowls from every bathroom.
Police posted at the house say they have nothing to go on.
It's believed there were several pieces of evidence in front of the house.
However, it was very foggy that night, so it was mist.
The cartoonists wife said she served him dinner around 6:00 pm.
Dinner that night was venison, which she had already made twice that week.
When her husband realized venison was for dinner, he said, according to his wife 'Venison again? Oh deer!'
After dinner, his wife told her husband she was going to the mall to do some shopping. She told police she wanted to buy some outfits with Velcro, but changed her mind after realizing Velcro is a ripoff.
Upon returning to the station house, police would normally use a pencil to write up details of the case. For some strange reason, the top of every pencil was discovered to be broken. Police decided it was pointless to contiinue.
If you have any information that could lead to this killer's apprehension, please contact the police. Thank you.
