Feeling low? Dr B’s got the tonic

I was using my imagination and 

thinking about strange food combinations 

Think the following would be popular?

A lot of people like tuna fish

With chocolate syrup poured on top?

Delish! May become your favorite dish!

What about some mild or spicy pasta sauce

Served on top of a big bowl of ice cream?

Sounds yummy, doesn't it? Of course!

I recently learned of a site (link below)

You have to see it to believe it

Even when I saw it, I still didn't believe it 

Ranch dressing soda!! How have I lived my entire 

life without enjoying a cool glass of ranch dressing soda?

Why waste time taking a bite of salad and then a drink of soda?

You can do both! Simultaneously!

I shouldn't tawk. I live in New Yawk

We have a soda that you'd see in Jewish delis

which hardly exist anymore

I understand some supermarkets carry it

It's an acquired taste, I love it

You can fool yourself into thinking

You're drinking something healthy

It's gotta be healthy. It's made by a Doctor!

Does it sell? Hey!

Have some Cel-Ray!!


https://www.seriouseats.com/dr-browns-cel-ray-celery-soda-history

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This poem was inspired by lyrycsyntyme, who brought to my attention the webpage https://rocketfizz.com/media/soda-labels/lesters-fixins-sodas/

Visit it if you dare!

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