Knew a gal, she was a bit of a freak
She was so nervous, too nervous to speak
She needn't be so skittish
Since she was British
Shoulda eaten some bubble and squeak!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_and_squeak
She was so nice, with the guys, made a splash
At their place, they would urge her to crash
She didn't have to think twice
Shoulda took my advice
Shoulda eaten some bangers and mash!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangers_and_mash