Sound the trumpet she’s no crumpet

Knew a gal, she was a bit of a freak

She was so nervous, too nervous to speak

She needn't be so skittish 

Since she was British

Shoulda eaten some bubble and squeak!

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_and_squeak

 

She was so nice, with the guys, made a splash

At their place, they would urge her to crash

She didn't have to think twice

Shoulda took my advice

Shoulda eaten some bangers and mash!

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangers_and_mash

 

 

 

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