PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

Gonna tell you a story 

Gonna tell it to you now

It's a beautiful love story

Between a sheep and a cow

This cow was not your usual cow 

Not just because it loved women

The only thing this cow loved more

This cow loved goin' swimmin'

She'd swim anywhere there was water

But mostly she'd be swimmin' in the sea

So they changed her name to 'sea cow'

You can call her 'manatee'

The sea cow said to the sheep

'You can call me manatee

What do I call you?'

The sheep said 'You can call me 'ewe'!'

Things today are different for me and for you

People back then didn't accept a love between a manatee and ewe

There's a old tape of a man who sounds on the verge of insanity

Hear the panic in his voice as he exclaims 'Oh, the ewe, manatee!!'

We hope that since that time humanity

Is more accepting of a love between a ewe and manatee

Or any love whether you're L, G, B, or T

Wait a second, did I forget about the Q?

Would they accept a love between a manatee and you?

We haven't gotten to that point, we haven't gone that far

But if you're LGBTQ, be proud of who you are

You don't have to hide it, you can say it loud

'WE ARE HERE! WE ARE QUEER! WE ARE GAY AND PROUD!!'