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In this tough economy

sometimes it becomes necessary 

in order to survive and keep the

the business alive you must let

someone go. So it was with Joe,

a small business owner whose

business became so slow he had 

to make that tough decision. It 

had to be either Laura or Jack, both 

hard workers and good employees.

Joe couldn't make up his mind.

One day, Laura comes into work

looking terrible and feeling worse.

She'd been out drinking the night 

before and has a terrible hangover. 

Joe comes up to her as she's making

some coffee and says 'Laura, I 

have to either lay you or Jack off.

I don't know what to do'.

Laura looks at Joe and says
'You better Jack off. I feel awful

this morning'.