Next year I'll be 78
What if I win the election? And die the next day?
There'd be parties across the USA
But I couldn't attend them. Not so great.
Is that ironic? Gee, I don't know
They say I'm moronic
But I say no
I got Hooked on Phonics, so now I know
Reading is fun!
Who figured?
I'm like..so hungry
But I need to wait
Melania told me that I eat too late
She wants me to lose some weight
Would be good for my health
She figures
My wife has a funny way of sneaking out
Thinks I don't know what it's all about
I'd really love to throw her out
But I'll wait till after the electiom
She says I'm moronic
What does that word mean? I know!
I'm a genius, you must agree
When it's cold..clothes..
You put moron I c!
Why they think I am dumb?
Doesn't figure...