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Saw Donald Trump on Fox News this morn

He looked so haggard and forlorn

Needed makeup, they shoulda gave

Him a haircut and a shave

Donald Trump, may I recommend 

A barber? He's a friend of my friend

Highly skilled, very efficient

He works fast, is that sufficient?

Your pal Hannity went to him and got

The closest shave he ever got

But Hannity, he won't go back

I hope he will, but he will not

Why? This barber's kinda weird

No, it's nothing to be feared

As he's shaving you, wants silence

Otherwise, may turn to violence

That's what happened to Hannity

Could not be quiet, caused a riot

It was such insanity

Oh, the humanity!

However, if you can refrain from chatting

I'm sure he will remain sane

No, won't be a disappointment

Here's his number, make an appointment!

As I said, he's kinda odd

What's his name? Oh, Sweeney Todd

Donald Trump, where you going?

You know something I'm not knowing?..