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Post poem eovulation
Bertie loved to be flirty
He'd invite women over for dinner at 6:30
But he always was rejected
He felt so dejected
Why?
Because his place was so dirty
Bertie, he had a good bud
Who told him 'If you want to be a stud
To get what you want to get
Your place must be immaculate
It will take a lot tears, sweat and blood'
Bertie used to be sad
But today he is very glad
He's a hit with the ladies
Such a stud!
Though he had to absorb
A lot of tears, sweat
Especially blood
He now lives in a sanitary pad
