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Pound for pound, he’s the best
I was thinking about the Republicans last night
A Presidential race is a tough fight
I think all the candidates are much too light
Look!
Here comes a real heavyweight
Pound for pound, the best candidate
My eyes, they may get misty
Yes, I'm talking about Chris Christie!
On a scale of 1 to 10
Uh..
The scale only goes up to 10?
For Chris Christie, we need one that's bigger
He..
Hold on a second..
Sorry, that was my wife
She's telling me I shouldn't be so insulting
A lawsuit might be resulting!
You're right honey
You know I can't help myself
That's my fatal flaw
I promise that I'll stop
But weight!
There's more!
If Chris Christie became President
You think a tax he might levy
On anyone who's not heavy?
Do you think there's a chance
You'll be subject to a fine if
You wear less than size 50 pants?
I doubt it, but I wouldn't want
The White House to become
An all-you-can-eat restaurant!
What?
Oh, sorry honey.
I'll be done in a minute!
So..
I haven't made up my mind about Chris Christie
I'm still on the fence
There's a chance he might make it
Unless he sits on the fence
Then, I'm sure, he'd break it
I don't know
If it's Chris Christie I'll back
Should he get my vote?
Is it true what he has for breakfast every day
A Big Mac and a root beer float?
Don't think voting for Chris Christie makes any sense
Isn't there somebody else?
What about Pence!
Is is true that Mike Pence calls his wife 'mother'?
Oh, brother...
