I was just about to go to sleep when I saw yet another wacky NYT headline. Being OCD, this is something I can't wait until morning to write about. I must do it now!
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/05/nyregion/chris-christie-donald-trump-2024-new-jersey.html
'Can Chris Christie Succeed as 'Trump Slayer'? New Jersey Has Thoughts'
Stop the presses! New Jersey has thoughts! OMG!! Can you imagine? A state with a population of over 9 million people in 2021 according to the US Census Bureau has thoughts!
I've got some breaking news for the NY Times. I live in New York. We also have thoughts. Maybe the NY Times can do an investigative report. They might find out that every one of the 50 states has thoughts! You may not care for the kind of thoughts they have, but they still are thoughts.
Would you agree with me that these headlines are getting sillier and sillier?
Of course! That's what I thought!