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Jury duty
My friend was called for jury duty
But didn't have the confidence to go
Actually, that wasn't the problem
He plenty of confidence he would go
But he didn't want to
After ignoring several requests
The court threatened him with
A heavy fine and jail time if
He continued not to report
So he did
Standing before the Judge
During jury selection, a
Process known as 'voir dire'
He admitted why he never
Wished to serve on a jury
He said 'It's not confidence
It's incontinence. If I served
on a jury, the case would take
too long. I would need frequent
breaks for frequent makes'
The Judge laughed
'Don't worry about your
incontinence problem
In our judicial system
The accused is found guilty
or not guilty by a jury
of their pe-ers. Pee away!'
