I have a friend who's so dumb
He's an idiot and as lazy as they come
He's so lazy, he's always preferred
To save time, to compound a word
I gotta compound word for him
He's an ididum!
In case you're interested, see?
An 'ididum', as defined by me
As a general rule of thumb
If you're an idiot and you're dumb
That means you're an 'ididum'
Just look at Donald T!