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What a crab!
There once was an old curmudgeon
Who lived in a state of high dudgeon
When told 'If you're so full of hate
Move to a low state'
He snapped 'Leave me alone! I ain't budgin'!'
He eventually met a woman just as crabby
Good looking though a little flabby
But he didn't mind
He loved her behind
They got married in Westminster Abbey!
