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What? We talking about a yacht?
Oh God! Here we go again
Yet another story about
One of the world's richest men
He has a yacht called Koru
You know what? Whoop-dee-do!
At 417 feet, this yacht is pretty massive
I'm sorry, but I cannot remain passive
417 feet?? Far longer than the length
of a football field! And about the same
distance as home plate is to the wall
in centerfield! At Citifield!!
And forget about the cost..
Only $500 million! What a steal!
I'm sorry, but that's how I feel
At that outrageous cost, Jeff Bezos
Sail your Koru up the Amazon
Until you get lost. I mean
I don't wanna read how you
Got eaten by a piranha
But Jeff Bezos, Jeezos!*
One more thing
I have a tendency to rant
Know that I've been flipping
It may be that you can't..
Can you make sure
I'm still eligible for free shipping?
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/19/style/bezos-yacht-koru.html
