Once I asked my mother
Who she loved more, me or my brother
She said 'Here's breaking news
You know I can't choose
I love one as much as the other'
My Mom had a crush on Frank Gifford
Which led my Dad and her to have a tiff
Dad said 'You'd choose him over me?'
Mom said 'I'm a Mom who is choosy
Choosy Moms always choose Giff!'