Can someone please assist me?
I need help, I must confess
I've spent the whole day at the DMV
They need proof of address
I moved about a month ago
It caused me lots of stress
Went to the Post Office to let them know
They also need proof of address
Last week, applied for a loan
They said 'Don't worry, we'll process'
Today, they called me on the phone
They too, need proof of address
Don't want to sound ungrateful
In life I have been blessed
A beautiful wife and children
I think they are the best
Can someone please explain to me
Help straighten out this mess?
I'm about to lose my mind
Why do I need proof of address?
What's the freakin' problem??
What's so hard to understand?
Take a good, long look at me
You see that I'm a man!!
You agree that I'm a man, right?
You agree, no need to guess
I swear to God, in my whole life
I never wore a dress!!
Stop asking me for proof of address!!!