Have you heard about Jeanne?
She left her husband Dean
Thought their marriage was
Solid as a rock. When I found out
Jeanne left Dean I was in shock
Here's what happened
Each morning, when Dean awoke
These were the words he spoke
'Hello, hi Jeanne. Take the flowers
I'm leaving you. You think today
It'll be as hot as it's been?
Do you know? I'm loving you so bad. Bye!'
Ladies, if your husband said that to you
Every morning, would you get upset with him?
I doubt it. But Jeanne did. Those words
Got her so upset she left her husband!
Why?? Was she crazy? It wasn't until
Dean made a discovery that we figured it out
Jean was suffering from a rare condition
That caused her to progressively lose her hearing
Did she hear what Dean said every morning?
She heard something, but because her hearing
Was impaired it wasn't what he actually said
Jeanne must've heard his words as
'...hell! Low hygiene! Take a shower!
I'm leaving you! You stink today!
...as hot as you been? ...You? No!
I'm leaving you,... so bad! Bye!
What can we learn from this sad story?
Get your hearing tested on a regular basis
Don't be like Jeanne!
You hear me?
Good!
Keep it like that!!