A story of two brothers, Todd and Steven
Both were born in Cape Cod
Now Cape Cod is a beautiful place
But these brothers were a little odd
They wished Cape Cod they'd both be leavin'
They wanted more excitement than they were getting
So they moved to where there's lots of betting
Las Vegas which is in Nevada
The first thing they did when they arrived
They both had a pina colada
Todd entered the casino
He wanted to bet, but what did he know?
He wasn't sure what to do
I told you he was a little odd
He thought 'I shouldn't have left Cape Cod'
Steven called Todd and asked 'How are you?'
Todd said 'I'm in the casino
But I don't know what to do
Can you come to my rescue?'
Steven said 'This is what you should do'
'Go play the roulette wheel
It's the best thing to do I feel
And listen what I'm telling you
Bet it all on 32
That is what you need to do'
Todd was about to place the bet
When a man standing near him said
'Don't you bet on 32
That's a stupid thing to do
Can't you see? 32 is Red!'
'Listen what I'm telling you
You remember Wesley Snipes?
He said never bet on Red
He said always bet on Black!
You need to call your brother back!'
So Todd he called his brother back
And told him what the man had said
Steven said 'The man said listen to Wesley Snipes?
I'm sure that Wesley's very nice
But I would think twice before taking advice
From a man who went to prison for not filing his income tax!'
'Todd, you need to calm down and relax
Bet it all on 32
Just like I told you to'
So Todd bet it all on 32
It was good he did what Steven said
Whoop-dee-doo! 32 Red!!
How lucky can you get?
Todd risked it all on just one bet
Now, they are both millionaires
They don't have any cares
While you and me work hard
I think we are the fools
While they spend the day
Lounging by their pools
Each drinking a pina colada
It all worked out for two brothers
Todd and Steven
Who made the decision
Cape Cod they'd be leavin'
And move to Nevada
I still say they both are odd
Cape Cod's a beautiful place!
There's lots of nice things to do
But, what do I know?
I would have taken the advice of....
Screw you, Wesley Snipes!
THE END