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I know a young man named Mel

Who wasn't feeling too well

He had a bad cough

So he took a week off

And flew down to Cozumel

One day as he waited for a tour

Mel started talking to a whore

He said 'My name is Mel

I'm as mad as hell

And I'm not gonna take it anymore!'

Mel, you're such a jerk!

That line is never gonna work

You're supposed to say

'Perdón, habla usted Inglés?'

Not a line from the movie 'Network'!